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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mkwaruzo, Feb 28, 2011.

  1. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    Wakati wanaendelea kutoleana vitendawili, mwalimu ilimbidi atake kumzuiya mwanafunzi kabla ya kutenda utovu wa nidhamu lkn mwanafunzi ilimbidi atowe jibu kabla ya kuzuka tafrani.

    Ilikuwa kama hivi:
    Mwnfnz: Kitendawili
    WANAFUNZI: Tegaa
    Mwnfnz: Nivue nguo niwape Utamu
    MWALIMU: Mshenzi wewe acha kutukana
    Mwnfnz: Mwalimu hata we hujui, Jibu lake ni NDIZI !
     
  2. Wakumwitu

    Wakumwitu JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaaa.. kweli ukiimenya ndizi iliyoiva vizuri ni tamu sana.
     
  3. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    mwanafunzi kajichukulia kama yeye ni ndizi, kuvua nguo ni vile kuondosha maganda ya ndizi na utamu ndo ile ndizi yenyewe...!
     
  4. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    mwlmu naye kwa haraka!angesubiri apewe utamu
     
  5. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    huyu mwalimu naona alikuwa ni ktk wa wa teaching practise tena nadhani alikuwa ni mwanamke, kiasi awe na haraka na haraka yake ilisababishwa na hofu
     
  6. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    alijua mwafunzi atamwaga radhi
     
  7. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    mambo ya mlevi hayo, yy huwa hana utani ktk kufanya kweli
     
  8. nziriye

    nziriye JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh teh teh...
     
  9. Babu Lao

    Babu Lao JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haaaa, huyo mwalimu aliogopa mwanafunzi kuweka mambo hadharani... na mwanafunzi kaonesha kuwa yeye ni genius!!!
     
  10. Ernie

    Ernie JF-Expert Member

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    Umejitahidi!
     
  11. isha

    isha Member

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    hahahahahahaa, raha kweli kweli:wink2:
     
  12. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    Asante
     
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