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In Jesus Name....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by TANMO, Oct 2, 2011.

  1. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]A man went to an hospital for HIV test on Friday and was told to come back for the result on Monday. While in church on Sunday the pastor raised his hands & declared over the congregation that everything they are looking forward to this week will come out positive in Jesus name, the man jumped up & shouted "I reject it in Jesus name, my own will be negative"[/h]
     
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    Hahahahahaha! Mimi penda hii.
     
  3. Roulette

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    hahahaha
     
  4. TANMO

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    Basi mimi penda vile wewe penda hii..
     
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    na mimi penda vile wewe umependa vile nimependa.
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    hah hah nadhani hata mimi ningesema ivo ivo...
     
  7. TANMO

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    Hehe, hii kali kuliko..
     
  8. King Octavian

    King Octavian JF-Expert Member

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    Duh balaa kanisani
     
  9. TANMO

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    Ukifanya hivyo Watu wanaweza kudhani wewe ni mpinga Kristo Mkuu..

    Balaa si kidogo..
     
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    mmh that is joke
     
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    Mh! Hapo watafanya kukuombea wakidhani umepandisha mashetani
     
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    mhhhhhhhhhhhhh! hapo ni kama mchungaji ataongeza maombi akidhani muumini kafikwa na pepo, hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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    nice one...
     
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