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Impossible Things To Say when Drunk

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Oct 7, 2008.

  1. X-PASTER

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    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

    1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon

    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

    1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
    10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.


    Try If You Dare...!
     
  2. Abdulhalim

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    How did you know?
     
  3. X-PASTER

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    I was Pastor, That's why I know...!?
     
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    aaahh..silly me.. How does it feel to be doubly LOST? I mean ..thats should a heck of stupidity..
     
  5. X-PASTER

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    ah ah ah! That Funny...!
     
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    It will be funnier when being escorted to paradise ( S19:71) doesn't it? .. you know exactly what I don't mean..do you?

    Wabillah tawfeeq.
     
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    Ah ah ah...! Mtindio, unajuwa nachelea kulifanya jukwaa la Utani kuwa jukwaa la mambo mengine...! Anyway nimisoma hiyo aya...! lol Ni tamu sana na haswa ukianzia juu kidogo...! Matt 7:21-23

    Anyway pole kwa kujaribu mtihani wa kutamka yale maneno pale juu...!

    Hope hayajakupa tabu kuyatamka

    Duh! Kaaazii kweli kweli...!

    Q5:59
     
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  8. Bubu Msemaovyo

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    What is there in the Pastorhood? Being drunk???
     
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    Maumivu ya kichwa uanza po-oo-le polee....!
     
  10. M

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    Haaaaa,We pastor umejuaje ishu za baa?lol
     
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    Inaonekana Mt 7:21-23 inakuchanganya ku-verify you were never a pastor whatsoever. Nenda hapa upate tiba: "Ask the Pastor" - Please explain Matthew 7:21-23.
     
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    Pastor huwa unakemea walevi bar nini?
     
  13. X-PASTER

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    Ah ah ah...! Nimesema mwanzo kuwa "Maumivu ya KICHWA uhanza pole pole....! Kisha Uenea Mwili Mzima...!

    Haya tutafika tu...! Yaani mpaka kwenye jukwaa la utani watu wanaleta udini. Anyway hope u do understand Q5:59, 5. SURAT AL MAIDA

    Kaazi kweli kweeeeli!
     
  14. Abdulhalim

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    teh teh teh...

    Pastor mlevi..Kumbe huwa unaingiaga MEEDA..aah samahani kumbe ni jina la nanihii ..sorry!

    hee yamekuwa hayo? nways yote ni yako, ulevi ni ugonjwa..uwe wa pombe au mwingine, wote huharibu akili to the minimal..

    Cheers..!
     
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    As i said before Maumivu ya kichwa yanapoanza usambaa mwili mzima. (If u do understand...)

    Sasa mimi na wewe nani anaonyesha ulevi?

    Hata kile nilichokiandika unashindwa kukisoma vema.

    Pole.
     
  16. Abdulhalim

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    Hah hah haha..

    Kuna thread ingine hii..tupe maoni yako maana umethema menyewe unaka-experience ka kutosha kwenye ile fani ya kugida ulabu, eti kwa kuwa ulikuwa 'path-ta' ... teh tehe

    Tujage hapa: http://www.jamiiforums.com/habari-hoja-mchanganyiko/19020-asilimia-90-ya-walevi-wa-kupindukiwa-wamelawitiwa.html

    Nicheke mie kwa sauti ...

    teh teh teh halloooo..

    Maeda meeda maida ...%^%$#% kumbe?
     
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    Ameen ..!
     
  19. Nelson Charles

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    we ni poster wawp are you mtenga or?
     
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    this was only meant to bring some sense of humour.....mbona tena!!!! mistari??/
     
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