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Impossible -A little girl spoke to her teacher

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by bemg, Mar 28, 2012.

  1. bemg

    bemg JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&quot]A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

    The little girl said, "But how can that be? Jonah was swallowed by a whale."

    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. "It is physically impossible!" she said.

    Undaunted, the little girl said, "Well, when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

    To this, the teacher said, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

    The little girl replied, "Then YOU can ask him for me[/FONT]
     
  2. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    What a witty little girl! She assigned herself to heaven and the teacher to hell!Intersting joke!
     
  3. Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander

    Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander JF-Expert Member

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    Thanks you have made my day.......!!! lol!!!
     
  4. I

    Iku Member

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    Duh the girl is wacked
     
  5. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaa
     
  6. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    i can see why she said so, because she believed jonah was swallowed, the teacher didnt, so she will go to heaven and the teacher wont "the righteous shall live by his faith" Habakkuk 2:4
     
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