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Imekula kwake.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Jan 3, 2012.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Bosi mpya katika construction site aliamua kuonyesha yeye ni mchapakazi hodari kuliko wa zamani.Katika pita pita yake,akamkuta jamaa amelala kivulini muda wa kazi.Akamuuliza;wewe kijana,kwa nini umelala muda wa kazi?unalipwa sh.ngapi kwa mwezi?.Yule kijana akajibu;$4000 boss!.Bosi kwa hasira akaenda naye mpaka ofisini,akamlipa $4000 na kumtimua kazi muda ule ule.Baada ya hapo,bosi akaenda kuwauliza wafanyakazi wengine;yule kijana niliyemtimua kazi alikuwa anafanya kazi section ipi?.Jamaa wakamjibu;samahanibosi,unamaanisha yule jamaa muuza Ice-cream aliyekuwa amelala pale kivulini?
     
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    Fatuma kimimino Member

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    Ama kweli akili ni nywele,kila mja ana zake...Muuza ice cream kalamba midola kiulaiini kabisa.
     
  3. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Dah yaani mshkaji kaula kiurahiiiisi
     
  4. Ralphryder

    Ralphryder JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh! Hii sasa kali!
     
  5. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaaa jamaa ana bahati..kauacha uuza ice cream
     
  6. fredmlay

    fredmlay JF-Expert Member

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    bongo tunaishi kimjini mjini mimi nina corola zile vogue ninazoendesha ni mambo ya kimjini mjini.. hahahahaha....
     
  7. Sordo

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    wajinga ndion waliwao, huyo bosi alifanya uamuzi usio wa busara ndio maana imekula kwake
     
  8. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    choo cha kike
     
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    feis buku JF-Expert Member

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    Dahhh!!!!!!!!
     
  10. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Tatizo bosi anajifanya ana hasira sana na kazi,kiufupi ana akili mkurupuko.
     
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    innly New Member

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    Lainii kama unanawa vile
     
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    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo ndo injinia bana!
     
  13. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    But si engineers wote wako foolish kama huyu.
     
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    obsesd JF-Expert Member

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    kuzaliwa dsalam raha lol.
    akili kumkichwa ukizubaa.... feli io.
    hahaha.
     
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    bigambo Senior Member

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    teh tehe tehe teeeehhhh, kweli ujanja uko kichwani
     
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    Safi! Huu ni mfano mzuri wa hasira hasara
     
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