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Imekula kwa nani kati ya hawa?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Myakubanga, Jan 7, 2012.

  1. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Binti alienda kwa daktari huku analia kwa uchungu!Mazungumzo yao yalikuwa hivi:
    Dr:Unalia nini?
    Binti:Nimemtukana boyfriend wangu kwa kumwambia yeye na mbwa mkubwa!
    Dr:Heeee!Kwa nini?
    Binti:Alikuja na kunibusu!
    Dr:Kama hivi?{Anambusu binti}
    Binti:Eeeh,hivyohivyo!
    Dr:Halafu?
    Binti:Halafu akanishikashika matt.
    Dr:Kama hivi?{Anamshika}
    Binti:Eeh,hivyohivyo!
    Dr:Eeh...
    Binti:Halafu akanivua nguo zote na kunipandisha kitandani,naye akavua!
    Dr:Kama hivi?
    Bint:Eeh!
    Dr:halafu...
    Binti:Tuka do mavituz!
    DR:Ka---aaaa--ma hi-viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii??
    Binti:Eeeeeehhhhh-arrrrrrrsghhhhhhh!!!
    Dr:Halafu?
    BINTI:Halafu huyo mvulana akaniambia ameathirika na UKIMWI,nA kunionesha vyeti!!!!
    Dr:Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh,wewe binti ni mbwa,shetani na mwanaharamu mkubwa!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Ila dr ndo imekula kwake, kama ni mimi namkata shingo huyu binti
     
  3. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
    yeye si aliona raha!!!!!!
     
  4. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Nirudishie mbavu zangu...hahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
     
  5. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    ​uroho urohooo tu
     
  6. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Imekula kwa dr!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Ona sasa;ametafuna visivyo tafunika!!!!!!
     
  8. Tz-guy

    Tz-guy JF-Expert Member

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    Uuuuwi, imekula kwao.
     
  9. Graph Theory

    Graph Theory JF-Expert Member

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    Kila dhambi aifanyayo mwanadamu ni nje ya mwili wake, lakini dhambi ya uzinzi ni ndani ya mwili.
     
  10. mtamanyali

    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    imekula kwake daktari
     
  11. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    tamaa mbaya
     
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    Fatuma kimimino Member

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    Madaktar bwana,wanataka kila tatizo walifanyie practical.Matatizo mengine theory tu inatosha.Kwa dhambi hii dokta,tafunwa manake umekurupuka.
     
  13. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo dk ni good entrepreneur, coz;- he use the opportunity effectively, he also take risk,
     
  14. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Umeona,sasa prac zingine sio!!!
     
  15. Edmond

    Edmond JF-Expert Member

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    Duh Docta hiyo ndo faida ya onja onja,lkn siku moja tu ngoma haiingii maana hakuna mchubuano
     
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    mpigilie JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuuu!!! Hatari ya danger hiyo
     
  17. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    tamaa mbaya,daktari amekoma
     
  18. Safety last

    Safety last JF-Expert Member

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    Nimecheka mkuu!
     
  19. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Umeona eeh...
    Kamega visivyo megeka!
     
  20. S

    Sniper kusho New Member

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    Kwa dokita,imemula kake,kwn sayansi halbu yeye.
     
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