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I'm gonna wine and dine her, then...

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Pape, Jan 21, 2010.

  1. Pape

    Pape JF-Expert Member

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    The jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on
    its final approach. The pilot comes on over the intercom.

    "This is Capt Johnson. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I
    want to thank you for flying with us today, and I hope you enjoy
    your stay in Toronto."

    He forgets to switch off the intercom. The whole plane can now
    hear the conversation from the cockpit. The co-pilot says to the
    pilot,

    "Well skipper, watcha gonna do in Toronto?

    Now all ears in the plane are listening in to this conversation.

    "Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel
    and take a massive crap. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess
    out for supper, you know, the one with the huge tits. I'm gonna
    wine and dine her, take her back to my room, and **** her all
    night."

    Everyone in the plane is trying to get a look at the new
    stewardess.

    She's so embarrassed that she runs from the back of the plane to
    try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down
    the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.

    The old lady leans over and says, "No need to run, dear, he's
    gonna take a shit first!"
     
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