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Im Going To My Mother!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by TANMO, Oct 1, 2009.

  1. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    A man and his wife quarreled and had a fight. After the fight, the wife went into the bedroom.

    A few minutes later, the husband also trooped into the bedroom and only to find the wife busy packing her suitcase.

    He asked "You are packing! Where are you going??".

    She answered " To my mother!" The man paused for a while and also got his big brown pure leather suitcase and started packing his clothes.

    The wife angrily stared at him and said "You are packing!Where are you going?"

    He replied " Oh ya! I am going to my mother!" The wife " To your mother! And what about the children! Who is going to look after them?"

    The man " You are going to your mother! Fine. I am also going to my mother. The children also should go to their mother"

    The woman failed to continue her packing.

    She looked steadily at the husband and was left without any other option but just to shed tears of joy.

    She then hugged the man and said, " You are very intelligent. No wonder I married you; can I make you a cup of Tea???
  2. Zogwale

    Zogwale JF-Expert Member

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    Ni njia nzuri ya kumaliza mzozo. And, after a cup of tea.........Excellent!!

    Ukitaka kufikiria jambo la kuachana temporary or permanent, then just turn back and look at your kids. If you are wise, hutataka kabisa kufikiria kuachana.

    Ni kiasi gani watoto wanaumia wazazi wanapotengana na kuishi na mzazi mmoja au tuseme kwa grandparents!!! It pains, ukitaka just do a small survey kwa case studies za watoto ambao wazazi hawaishi pamoja.

    Tujitahidi sana, kuhakikisha kuwa tuna maintain harmony, always japo mikwaruzano inakuwepo but make sure you solve them before a midnight!!! i.e start of a new day!!!