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Im coming!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by OTIS, Sep 9, 2011.

  1. OTIS

    OTIS JF-Expert Member

    Sep 9, 2011
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    Teacher: what's wrong?
    Johnny : our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every nyt my dad asks if I'm sleeping,
    I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye
    Teacher: 2nyt wen ur dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer.
    The following morning Johnnys teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.
    Teacher: My goodness why the swelling?
    Johnny: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping....... I shut up an kept dead still.
    Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, Mum was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up an making moaning noises.
    Then my dad asked my mum, "R u coming?"
    Mum said, "Yes I'm coming, r u coming too?" Dad answered: "Yes".
    They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me,
    I'm coming too