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I'll tell who's the father!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Che Kalizozele, Feb 7, 2011.

  1. Che Kalizozele

    Che Kalizozele JF-Expert Member

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    In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director startedlooking for a new one to hire.A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They testedhim. They gave him a glass with a drink.He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grownon a north slope, matured in steelcontainers.""That's correct", said the boss.Another glass. "It's red wine , cabernet, eight years old, asouthwestern slope, oak barrels." "Correct." Thedirector was astonished.He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine.The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don't give methe job, I'll tell who's the father!
     
  2. birungi

    birungi JF-Expert Member

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    HMMMM kaazi kwelikweli
     
  3. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahahaaah! He deserve the job!
     
  4. Matti

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    hahahaaah! huyo ni noma.
     
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    PhD JF-Expert Member

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    ndugu yetu MS huyo:clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2:
     
  6. Masika

    Masika JF-Expert Member

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    Kijana asante
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo ni tester kweli
     
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