In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director startedlooking for a new one to hire.A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They testedhim. They gave him a glass with a drink.He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grownon a north slope, matured in steelcontainers.""That's correct", said the boss.Another glass. "It's red wine , cabernet, eight years old, asouthwestern slope, oak barrels." "Correct." Thedirector was astonished.He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine.The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don't give methe job, I'll tell who's the father!