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Ikulu kwa rais

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by zukuboy, Jan 26, 2012.

  1. zukuboy

    zukuboy Member

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    hivi inakuwaje siku umelala nyumbani kwako alafu asubuhi unaamka unajikuta upo kitandani kwa mhe.Rais alafu yeye anaoga bafuni wakati huo first lady bado hajaamka anamalizia usingizi pembeni yako..je utafanyaje wananchi wakuelewe?
     
  2. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Mh......mkuu looh;umewaza nini?
    Nitaomba sana Mungu iwe ndoto;maana kama ni kweli lazima usafirishwe bure hadi kwa mungu!!!
     
  3. tz1

    tz1 JF-Expert Member

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    ww unamzia salma au mumewe?
    Alafu inaonekana bado hujamalizia usingizi wako.
     
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    bigambo Senior Member

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    Kama kawa ndani jela
     
  5. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Tena maisha
     
  6. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Seya tutoke woote oh oh,Baba na Mwana tunaimba na kucheza.
     
  7. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Natamani niwe mchawi. Afu nimbebe MS nikamlaze kitandani kwa Mkwele hiyo morning. Mwenyewe akiwa bafuni anaoga akichekacheka na kuwaza mgomo wa madaktari.
     
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    nurdin nnko Member

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    We acha masihara na roho za watu ukiota hiyo ndoto mtafute mchungaji akuombee yasikukute
     
  9. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha bado anaota huyu
     
  10. Geraldo DaVinci

    Geraldo DaVinci JF-Expert Member

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    haha dah watu mnawaza nini
     
  11. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    Hv ndo topic gani. Hata kichekesho hakiji. We mzi"zi
     
  12. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    unamuomba penzi bibie Salma.Nalog off
     
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    Midavudavu JF-Expert Member

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    Inabidi aniachie mimi Urais kama nimepita na kuingia hadi chumbani kwake bila walinzi kuniona.
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Watu huwa tunawaza nini hasa?
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    unavuta shuka,unachapa usingizi.....yani inabidi ujitoe ufahamu...
     
  16. Prevo star

    Prevo star Member

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    amta toka hadi milele.

    Duh! bora usiote hyo ndoto.
     
  17. mtamanyali

    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    Lazima kuna mchanganyiko wa majani pori katika haya mawazo.
     
  18. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Navuta shuka halafu naendeleza kuchapa usingizi mpaka waniamshe, halafu yatakayoendelea baada ya hapo watajua wao
     
  19. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Du jamaa kakosa la kusema. huko ni kuropoka!
     
  20. Amavubi

    Amavubi JF-Expert Member

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    ...ukiwa mwanaume au mwanamke????
     
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