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identifying flies

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Feb 2, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

    Feb 2, 2011
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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.

    "What are you doing?" she asked.
    [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Hunting flies," He responded. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Oh, killing any?" She asked. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Yep, three males, two females," he replied. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell? [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."[/FONT]