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Idd Amini Dada

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by KakaKiiza, Aug 8, 2011.

  1. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    For sure English is not our mother’s tongue & if it is wrongly pronounced it can totally mean something different 2 what u want 2 say.
    Memorable Speech of Idi Amin Dada
    After a luncheon hosted by the Queen in London in his honour, the former Ugandan leader Idi Amin Dada had this to say for his vote of thanks.

    "My majesty Mr. Queen Sir,
    horrible ministers and members of parliament,
    invented Guests, ladies under gentlemen.
    I hereby thank you completely…..Mr. Queen, sir;
    and also what he has done for me and my fellow Uganda
    who come with me.
    We have really eaten very much. And we are fed up completely:
    And also very thanks to you keenly open up from all windows:
    so that those plenty climax can come into lunch. But before I go
    back to my country with a plane from the Entebbe airport of London
    I wish to invitation you Mr. Queen, to become home to Uganda so
    that we can also revenge on you .
    You will eat a full cow: and also feel up your stomach and
    walk with difficult because of full stomach completely.
    Even when you want to rest at night; I will make sure that
    you sleep on top of me in the top up stairs of my mansion
    completely so that you can enjoy all the gravity of fresh air.
    "But now am sorry because I have to tell you that I have
    made a short call on you only. But next time I shall make a long call
    on you to last the whole moon completely. Thank you very much
    to allow me to undress you completely before these extinguished
    ladies under gentlemen sir.
    Lastly but not list, I ask the band to play our international anthem
    of the republic of Uganda and also the British international anthem...Your majesty sir, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and from the bottoms
    of all the people of Uganda .
    With this few words I thank you Sir.
     

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  2. LordJustice1

    LordJustice1 JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaaa haaaaa! "You will sleep on top of me!"
     
  3. Mshiiri

    Mshiiri JF-Expert Member

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    This is conspiracy za **rere ili kum-turnish image yake. Idd Amin alijua kiingereza vizuri sana. Iliza uambiwe
     
  4. St. Paka Mweusi

    St. Paka Mweusi JF-Expert Member

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    Bahati yako nilikuwa sija log in laiti kama ningekuuliza wewe ni mwanababa................. au mwnamama..........................
     
  5. First Born

    First Born JF-Expert Member

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    ladies under gentlemen!! Hahahahahahaaaa!!
     
  6. Kunta Kinte

    Kunta Kinte JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu angalia Forum
     
  7. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    LOL! if u have watched 'the last king of Scotland' utaelewa chingleza cha huyu jamaa. yaani alikuwa anachapia hadi unajiskia aibu kuangalia. partly, nilijiskia kama ile movie ilimdhalilisha jamaa, especially ilivyokuwa ina-potray jamaa anapenda kula hadi kiungulia na gas vinataka kumtoa roho.
    worry our, we shall revenge miss kaka kiiza sir
     
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    Karry JF-Expert Member

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    acheni mambo yenu ya propaganda za ukoloni
     
  9. TzPride

    TzPride JF-Expert Member

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    jamani hii ni just a joke...mbona watu wanakereka?
     
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