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IDD Amin Dada speach!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by KakaKiiza, Oct 14, 2010.

  1. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    "My majesty Mr. Queen Sir, horrible ministers and members of parliament, invented Guests, ladies under gentlemen. I hereby thank you completely…..Mr. Queen, sir; and also what he has done for me and my fellow Uganda who come with me.

    We have really eaten very much. And we are fed up completely: And also very thanks to you keenly open up from all windows: so that those plenty climates can come into lunch. But before I go back to my country with a plane from the Entebbe airport of London I wish to invitation you Mr. Queen, to become home to Uganda so that we can also revenge on you .

    You will eat a full cow! and also feel up your stomach and walk with difficult because of full stomach completely. Even when you want to rest at night; I will make sure that you sleep on top of me in the top up stairs of my mansion completely so that you can enjoy all the gravity of fresh air.

    "But now am sorry because I have to tell you that I have made a shortcall on you only. But next time I shall make a long call on you to last the whole moon completely. Thank you very much to allow me to undress you completely before these extinguished ladies undergentlemen sir.

    Lastly but not list, I ask the band to play our international anthem of the republic of Uganda and also the British international anthem..Your majesty sir, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and from thebottoms of all the people of Uganda .:doh::doh::doh::doh::glasses-nerdy::glasses-nerdy:

    With this few words I thank you Sir
     
  2. Kivumah

    Kivumah JF-Expert Member

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    :dance::dance::dance::dance::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1: tehe tehe
     
  3. Pape

    Pape JF-Expert Member

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    Hehehehehe!:jaw:
     
  4. Ndahani

    Ndahani JF-Expert Member

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    Hii hamjamuandikia pale kwenye mitaa ba Bills kweli?? Imekaa kisanii kweli,lol
     
  5. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    This is from real speach when he was UK hapa hakuna cha bills hapa mambo ya ukweli!!:A S thumbs_up:
     
  6. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Hilarious!
     
  7. cheusimangala

    cheusimangala JF-Expert Member

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    hahaa nice one.thank you kwa kunichekesha bure.
     
  8. Kigogo

    Kigogo JF-Expert Member

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    dahhh nimecheka sana..
     
  9. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    tehe tehe tehe! i thought tz tu ndio tunaongea kingeretha kilichobomoka! even IDD amin!!!!!
     
  10. boma2000

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    I read this two years ago here
     
  11. queenkami

    queenkami JF-Expert Member

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    haha :A S thumbs_up:
    nimecheka kama mwehu.
     
  12. menyidyo

    menyidyo JF-Expert Member

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    funy
     
  13. P

    Percival JF-Expert Member

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    Jemadari mjinga !! Stupid General or generally stupid.
     
  14. Msanii

    Msanii JF-Expert Member

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    Mr. queenkami sir, dont mwehuling yourselves because kakakiiza jokeling you deep completely
     
  15. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha, hii ni kweli kabisa mimi nimecheki documentary yake huyu jamaa ni mtambo we acha.
     
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