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I would give him 100%

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by zayat, Jan 11, 2012.

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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    [TD]This Student obtained 0% on an exam, even though his answers were technically or literally correct!

    Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * his last battle

    Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * at the bottom of the page

    Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
    * liquid

    Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
    * marriage

    Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
    * exams

    Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner

    Q7. What looks like half an apple?
    * The other half

    Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
    * It will simply become wet

    Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
    * No problem, he sleeps at night.

    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
    * Very large hands

    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
    * No time at all, the wall is already built.

    Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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  2. Oman - Muscat.

    Oman - Muscat. Member

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    hahahaha ! awesome .....
     
  3. SILENT ACtOR

    SILENT ACtOR JF-Expert Member

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    Lol, majibu ya kiaina!
     
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    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    mbona amepata mia wamemwone tu huyo
     
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    MAZIRA CHISUTE Member

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    mh! elimu bahari, nimejua jinsi ya kujibu
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    Seriously hii nimecheka, daaaa.............!
    Umetisha mkuu.
     
  7. House Wife

    House Wife JF-Expert Member

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    kwa kweli mtoto yupo juu at least angempa 50, halafu atafute jinsi ya kuulliza maswali.
     
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    amaizing JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmh,kwel mtoto anajua kujb maswal.ametsha meeeeeeen
     
  9. N

    Ne1son Member

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    daaah! Afadhali na nyie mmeona uonevu nilotendewaga enzi hizo..
     
  10. Kilahunja

    Kilahunja JF-Expert Member

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    so genious ov him ....!
     
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