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I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages…

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ngulinho, Nov 15, 2011.

  1. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    One evening a husband and wife were in bed. The husband was reading a book,

    and the wife was watching TV. The husband reaches over and puts his hand
    in his wife’s panties then withdraws his hand.
    The wife was surprised by this and thought perhaps her husband was in the
    mood for a little love. A short time later the husband again reaches into
    his wife’s panties
    then withdraws his hand.
    Now the wife is almost sure that her husband is "in the mood."
    She decides to wait for him to touch her a third time and then she will know for sure.
    Sure enough, the husband repeats *the move.*
    She leaves the bed, removes her clothes, and returns ready for what she is sure will be her husband’s amorous advances.
    Her husband, still reading his book, is surprised when she says, "Dear, I’m all ready!" The husband asks, "For what?"
    She says, "Well, for sex, dear! You’ve fingered me three times in the last
    5 minutes, and now I’m ready!"

    The husband replies, "Huh? Sex?? I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages…"
     
  2. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
    "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
    The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex."
    The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey." The child seems to comprehend.
    "Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?"
    "Jewellery, my dear. Jewellery."
     
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    The only JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahhahah uuuuwiiii
     
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