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I lyk the way you thinking

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Perry, Oct 16, 2011.

  1. Perry

    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    Little Johnny was sitting in class doing
    math problems when his teacher picked
    him to answer a question, "Johnny, if
    there were five birds sitting on a fence
    and you shot one with your gun, how
    many would be left?" "None," replied
    Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
    "Well, the answer is four," said the
    teacher, "but I like the way you're
    thinking."
    Little Johnny says, "I have a question for
    you. If there were three women eating
    ice cream cones in a shop, one was
    licking her cone, the second was biting
    her cone and the third was sucking her
    cone, which one is married?"
    "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I
    guess the one sucking the cone."
    "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with
    the wedding ring on her finger, but I
    like the way you're thinking."
     
  2. mashikolomageni

    mashikolomageni JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha I like the way you are thinking Jorzy!
     
  3. malle.com

    malle.com Member

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    dat nice
     
  4. Perry

    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    I luv da way yo laughing too!
     
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    Baba Rizi New Member

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    The the the the...
     
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    ARV JF-Expert Member

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    Imekaa vizuri.big up.
     
  7. Mr. Mwalu

    Mr. Mwalu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh! Very funny !
     
  8. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    OMG.! what a beutiful smart mind john have..nimecheka mwenyewd mbavu zangu loh.!
     
  9. AshaDii

    AshaDii Platinum Member

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    Khaa!! This john is very very dangerous in a wonderful way....
     
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    Caroline Danzi JF-Expert Member

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    Dada umeakuja ki kutuchekesha, thank you so much!
     
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