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I just needed a cup of tea!

Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by Bujibuji, Feb 10, 2009.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Question: 'What would you like to drink ... fruit juice, soda, tea, milo,chocolate, or coffee?'

    Answer: 'Tea please'

    Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?'

    Answer:' Ceylon tea please'

    Question: 'How would you like it? Black or white?'

    Answer:'White please'

    Question: 'Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?'

    Answer: 'Milk please'

    Question: 'Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?'

    Answer: 'Cow milk please.'

    Question: 'Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?'

    Answer : 'Afrikaner cow please.'

    Question: 'Warm or cold?'

    Answer:'Warm please.'

    Question: 'Full cream, low fat or fat free?'

    Answer 'Umm ... I'll rather take it black please.'

    Question: 'Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?'

    Answer:'With sugar please.'

    Question: 'Beet sugar or cane sugar?'

    Answer: 'Cane sugar please.'

    Question: 'White, brown or yellow sugar?'

    Answer: 'Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead please.'

    Question: 'Mineral or still water ? '

    Answer: 'Mineral water please.'

    Question: 'Flavoured or non-flavoured ?'

    Answer: 'Hey, futseki mann! Just get me water from the river...

    Question: 'which river unhhh!.......before asking the man answered! ' i don't wanna know which river just let me go i'l take it elsewhere.