I just needed a cup of tea!

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

I JUST NEEDED A CUP OF TEA!

Question: 'What would you like to drink ... fruit juice, soda, tea, milo,chocolate, or coffee?'

Answer: 'Tea please'

Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?'

Answer:' Ceylon tea please'

Question: 'How would you like it? Black or white?'

Answer:'White please'

Question: 'Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?'

Answer: 'Milk please'

Question: 'Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?'

Answer: 'Cow milk please.'

Question: 'Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?'

Answer : 'Afrikaner cow please.'

Question: 'Warm or cold?'

Answer:'Warm please.'

Question: 'Full cream, low fat or fat free?'

Answer 'Umm ... I'll rather take it black please.'

Question: 'Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?'

Answer:'With sugar please.'

Question: 'Beet sugar or cane sugar?'

Answer: 'Cane sugar please.'

Question: 'White, brown or yellow sugar?'

Answer: 'Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead please.'

Question: 'Mineral or still water ? '

Answer: 'Mineral water please.'

Question: 'Flavoured or non-flavoured ?'

Answer: 'Hey, futseki mann! Just get me water from the river...

Question: 'which river unhhh!.......before asking the man answered! ' i don't wanna know which river just let me go i'l take it elsewhere.