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i dont smoke!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ngulinho, Oct 7, 2011.

  1. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    :focus:
    This guy had a beautiful woman for a girl friend, but he was too ashamed
    To make love to her because of his small "Member". So one day while they were
    at the drive-in movies, he decides that now was a good time to because
    She wouldn’t be able to see his size.
    So, halfway through the movie, he unzips his pants, and pulls out his
    "Member" and sticks it in her hand.
    She then replied "No thank you, I don’t smoke"
     
  2. Rosweeter

    Rosweeter JF-Expert Member

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    Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaazi kweli kweli...teheeeeeeeee
     
  3. N

    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Du ina maana ni ndogo kama kipisi cha sigara!
     
  4. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    kutokana na uoga na hilo jibu.... huyo "member" hatakaa ainuke tena msichana akiwa karibu....coz mshikaji ameshaathirika kisaikologia...usiombe yakukute!!!
     
  5. King Octavian

    King Octavian JF-Expert Member

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    Sijala nyama sa unanipa stick ya nini..?
     
  6. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    maskini!!!!
    Na mwengine naye kwa basi.....................
    :photo:
    A Man is sitting in a Bus when a Gorgeous Woman Next to him starts
    Breastfeeding her Baby. The Baby won't take it, so she playfully says'
    Come
    on, eat it all up or I'll give it to this Nice Man".
    15 Minutes later the Baby still won't Breastfeed so she says again
    "Come
    on Darling, Eat it all up or I'll give it to this Nice Man!"
    To Which? the Man Replies "Listen Lady, could you make up your mind, I should have gotten off 6 bus stops Ago"
     
  7. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    Hatari!!!!!
     
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