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"I don't know.....!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bubu Msemaovyo, Jun 16, 2008.

  1. Bubu Msemaovyo

    Bubu Msemaovyo JF-Expert Member

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    A small girl walks-in while her father is dressing in the bedroom.

    She looks at his privates and points at his person and asks "Dad what's that thing between your legs?" Dad replies "I don't know".

    She goes to kitchen and finds her mum "Mum what is that long thing between dad's legs?" The mum instead if explaining things to her she replies "I don't know"

    A week later when the mum was coming from work the little girl runs to her and says "Mum you refused to tell me the name of that thing between dad's legs. I have finally figured it out on my own. IT'S A TOOTHBRUSH".

    The mum laughs then asks her "How do u know that?"

    The girl explains "....when I came back from pre-school this morning I saw the maid kneeling in front of dad, brushing her teeth with dad's toothbrush and sure enough there was TOOTHPASTE in her mouth ".
     
  2. Mr. Miela

    Mr. Miela JF-Expert Member

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    Du mtoto keshaleta balaaa!!!!!!!
    Tehe tehe teheeeeeee
     
  3. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    kaona vya miko huyo ... jamani tujifunze kujihifadhi mbele ya watoto wetu
     
  4. Freetown

    Freetown JF-Expert Member

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    ishakuwa taabu, balaa ni hapo mswaki unapotumiwa na housegirl
     
  5. Kevo

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    ha ha ha!NAtural toothbrush and natural toothpaste.tamu hiyo usiombee ikukute utaomba kila siku.
     
  6. Mswahilina

    Mswahilina Senior Member

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    Hii ipelekwe kwenye MAMBO YA KIKUBWA.
     
  7. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    mnaona sasa mnawatisha watoto ... ohooo
     
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    Jobo JF-Expert Member

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    SIna mbavu mie!
     
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    Haika JF-Expert Member

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    ihamishe tafadhali, la sivyo itabidi watoto wetu nao tuwachnge wasisome JF
     
  10. Titus

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    Kudadadekiiiiii, mitoto mingine bana, kumbe kina Little Johnny wapo wengi
     
  11. Mswahilina

    Mswahilina Senior Member

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    Mambo ya Monica Lewinsky hayo, alipokuwa ana-brush with Bill Clinton's toothbrush ndani ya Ikulu ya Waiti hausi pale Woshinton; (tehe tehe tehe).
     
  12. Ibambasi

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    Naima
    haya mambo ni natural,mis ikufundishwa yalikuja tu...
     
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    Mzee Kibiongo JF-Expert Member

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    Hebu wewe yakikupata yaliyompata huyo jamaa utafanyaje? Bahati mbaya unaishi katika chumba kimoja kule uswazi na huna privacy hata kidogo hata ukitaka kukata kiu na mamie ni hadi usiku wa manane au uambie watoto wakacheze mchezo wa kujificha na wenzao wa jirani. Tuambie utafanyaje?
     
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