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I AM NOT A QUALIFIED PHYSICIAN - Dr. KITCH

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by RealMan, Jul 9, 2011.

  1. RealMan

    RealMan JF-Expert Member

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    Wana MMU,

    Upendo, Amani na Furaha viwe nanyi. Nilisikia kibao hiki kwenye EA Radio Alhamisi asubuhi.

    Kuna huyu Dokta hajafuzu lakini bado anatoa huduma tena kwa kutumia sindano oversize.
    How many unqualified Docs are in heeeere at MMU???? Enyoy responsibly!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    YouTube - ‪LORD KITCHENER - Dr. KITCH‬‏

    Lord Kitchener – Dr. Kitch
    I am not a qualified physician
    And I don't want to give this injection
    I am not a qualified physician
    And I don't want to give this injection
    Dorothy is begging for trouble
    She insist I should give her this needle
    But, darling, one thing I want you know
    Don't blame me for where the needle go
    I push it in
    She pull it out
    I push it back
    She start to shout
    "Dr Kitch, you're terrible
    I can't stand the size of your needle"

    She lied on in such a position
    It was difficult to give this injection
    She start holding on to the needle
    Making me so uncomfortable
    I said "Darling can't you be steady
    I'm going to have it done very shortly"
    She said "Dr Kitch I am sorry
    But the size of the needle frighten me"

    Chorus

    She still wouldn't lie down quietly
    Constantly moving her body
    So I slap her in the face with vexation
    And I went on giving the injection
    She screamed "Doctor stop! I can't stand the pain!
    I don't think you're inside the right vain"
    I said "It's your own fault you wouldn't be told
    The needle must be stick in the wrong hole"

    Chorus

    I pull it from that hole and start again
    I have the needle now in the right vain
    The needle just gone in half a inch
    The stupid young lady start to clinch
    Suddenly she ???
    Doc I can feel the penicillin going in
    I said "You little fool what you do
    You talk until the needle breaking you"
     
  2. Viper

    Viper JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha.. hiyo uliyotoa ni original version ipo dooro

    sikiliza hii version

     
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  3. RealMan

    RealMan JF-Expert Member

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    Jul 9, 2011
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    Hahahaahaaa!

    Viper hii ni Calypso 100%! How do you rate this song??
     
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