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Hypothetically Speaking

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtoboasiri, Jan 3, 2012.

  1. Mtoboasiri

    Mtoboasiri JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&amp]A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"

    The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $500,000."

    The boy goes and asks his mother: "Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500,000?" The mother replies: "Hell yes I would!"

    The little boy returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"

    The father then says: "Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her principal for $500,000."

    The boy asks his sister: "Would you have sex with your principal for $500,000?" The sister replies: "Hell yes I would!"

    He returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"

    The father answers: "Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of w.h.o.r.e.s." [/FONT]
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda tangu mwanzo ila mwishoni hata sijaelewa vema
     
  3. Makanyaga

    Makanyaga JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa nini? w.h.o.r.e.s. ni malaya waliokubuhu, wakati mwingine wanaitwa "amazon w.h.o.r.e.s."
     
  4. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Duh, baba sasa kajua kiaina kama mkewe na binti yake nao wamo...
     
  5. chapaa

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    duu imetulia sana
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaaa hapo sasa tuko pamoja...dah mzee amekula kwake hana watu hapo
     
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    JULIUS MBIAJI Member

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    Nzuri sana kujua mwiz.Lakin Mkuu zote hiz ni hypothesis hakuna reality.
     
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    guccio Senior Member

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    lol..utamu ndo upo mwsho
     
  9. SHIEKA

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    Very practical definitions of hypothetical and reality.By the way Mtoboasiri,is ****** an acronym? Why fulstops after each letter ie w.h.o.r.e.s. Looks like there is a long form for this word.
     
  10. Mtoboasiri

    Mtoboasiri JF-Expert Member

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    Jaribu kuliandika hilo neno hapa ukumbini bila nukta uone kitakachotokea. PAW halipendi hilo neno.
     
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    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Ni kweli nimeshaliona hilo tatizo. Ukiliandika, herufi zinayeyuka na kuwa * . PAW ni nani?
     
  12. Mtoboasiri

    Mtoboasiri JF-Expert Member

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    Ndugu yangu naona unajitakia ban! Hujawahi kumsikia PAW na wewe ni mjumbe humu ukumbini? Basi kama hujawahi kumsikia yeye ni mod. Waulize Andare au MS watakwambia
     
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