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Huyu Pastor ni kabila gani?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by SMU, Jun 25, 2009.

  1. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    A Man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the parish pastor and said, 'Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a mass for the poor creature?' The Pastor replied, 'I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and there's no telling' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go and find out'.

    Then the Man answered innocently, 'I'll go right away Pastor. But do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the burial service?' The Pastor exclaimed, "YESUU NA MARIA..!! Mother of Jesus!

    Why didn't you tell me the dog was a Christian……….Chaaa lanyee! we definitely have services for all Christians!!'

    Mimi simo;)!!
     
  2. BelindaJacob

    BelindaJacob JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha mbele ya pesa,pastor kachanganyikiwa!.
    SMU mchokozi wewe...Pastor anatoka kaskazini mwa Tanzania.
     
  3. Che Kalizozele

    Che Kalizozele JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hiyo Jamaa mwanzoni alikuwa anajua huyo mbwa ni muislam.Jamaa anachekesha kweli
     
  4. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Dunia imeharibika sana, watu wanapenda pesa kuliko Mungu. Pastor kusikia kuna dola za kutosha ndio akagundua mbwa ni mkr**t*!
     
  5. Pretty

    Pretty JF-Expert Member

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    Pastor mchaga huyu.
     
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    Babuyao JF-Expert Member

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    Hii inanikumbusha wimbo-ulipendwa: "Shilingi yaua tena maua . . .". Pesa ndugu si mchezo. Mpaka Yuda alimuuza Yesu - Mwana wa Mungu - kwa sababu ya pesa!
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Ndo mambo ya fweza mkuu,,, kamtembelee Kakobe uone mambo yake,,, kusingekuwa na hela sijui hata kama neno la Mungu lingekuwepo!!!
     
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    Sipo JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmh! Padre Massawe upo?
     
  9. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    Angekuwa kenya basi angekuwa mkikuyu.wanasema ukitaka kujua mkikuyu amefariki ama la haina haja ya dokta,angusha shilingi tu!!hahaha.
     
  10. Isaac

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    Huyu pastor wa kwetu kabisa.Hawajakatazwa kukusanya pesa,hata Judaus Iskariot alikuwa mtuza hazina wa chama la Iesus.Walichokatazwa mapasto ni uzinzi tu!Huku kwetu haijalishi hela umepataje bali unaitumiaje.
     
  11. Kyakya

    Kyakya JF-Expert Member

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    Yaa Pesa ndio inasujudiwa sana kuliko Mungu! Mtu ana kila kitu Dini yeye, Shule yeye na sasa Siasa yeye, mambo ya fweza tu wakuu
     
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    IronBroom JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee we nanii......SMU.. acha utani aisee,acha utani na pesa baba'ngu!
     
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    msilujr Member

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    padre alikuwa mchaga inaonyesha...!
     
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