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Huyu mtoto kweli Maluuni

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtu wa Pwani, Apr 27, 2011.

  1. Mtu wa Pwani

    Mtu wa Pwani JF-Expert Member

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    Dogo dogo mmoja wa darasa la kwanza alipanda daladala huku akiimba kwa sauti kubwa vitu alivyofundishwa school “baba akiwa jogoo mama akiwa kuku mimi ntakua kifaranga,… baba akiwa beberu mama akiwa mbuzi mimi nitakua ndama’’ dogo aliimba kwa muda mrefu mpaka kondakta akakasirika, akamwambia ‘’Ah weee! hebu nyamaza.. jee kama baba angekua ****** na mama malaya weee ungekua nani?” dogo dogo akamjibu “ningekua kondakta wa daladala”
     
  2. Fatma Bawazir

    Fatma Bawazir JF-Expert Member

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    hii keli imetulia
     
  3. Mulhat Mpunga

    Mulhat Mpunga JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaaa very funny ! maskini mbavu zangu
     
  4. itnojec

    itnojec JF-Expert Member

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    tihi toho tuhu.
     
  5. Vinci

    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    safi sana......imekaa vema
     
  6. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Hivi neno maluuni, maana yake ni nini?
     
  7. ADAM MILLINGA

    ADAM MILLINGA Senior Member

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    Huyo mtoto maluuni kweli kweli
     
  8. J

    J 20A Senior Member

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    Imetulia
     
  9. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli mtoto maluuni sana
     
  10. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Maana yake ni Tundu
     
  11. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Maluuni maana yake TUNDU? Una uhakika mkuu au...!?
     
  12. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Nilifikiri maluuni ni neno lililo tokana na neno Laana.

    Mtoto maluuni, yaani mtoto aliye laaniwa.

    Outcast.
     
  13. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Hapana Mkuu ebu jaribu ku-google ilo neno nadhani utapata maana kwa mapana zaidi
     
  14. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Hiyo niliyo weka hapo ndio maana yake.
     
  15. Amavubi

    Amavubi JF-Expert Member

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    Maana yake Mjalaana
     
  16. Kichwa Ngumu

    Kichwa Ngumu JF-Expert Member

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    imekaa vizuri
     
  17. K

    KILOTI Member

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    aah aah tee jamani zinachomoka mbavu zangu
     
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