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Huyu Mama Mwenye Nyumba Simwelewi!!!!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Eng. Smasher, Dec 30, 2010.

  1. Eng. Smasher

    Eng. Smasher JF-Expert Member

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    Nimepanga sehemu moja hapa DSM lakini Mama mwenye nyumba simwelewi kabisa!!!

    Wakati tunaingia naye mkataba MASHARTI yalikuwa machache sana but akaongeza mengine yafuatayo:
    1. Hataki wageni wengi iwe wa KIKE au KIUME.
    2. Hataki nitembelewe na WATOTO rum kwangu kuanzia 0-10 yrs.
    3. Akija MGENI wa aina yoyote lazima nikamtambulishe kwake.
    4. WAGENi mwisho kunitembelea saa 12 jioni.
    5. Hataki kusikia hata SAUTI ndogo ya MUZIKI wowote.

    Mbaya zaidi akiona nimeleta BINTI anakuja kukaa karibu na MLANGO wa rum ili asikie mnafanya nini ndani!!! Huyu MAMA anatatizo gani??!!

    HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011!!!
     
  2. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Anakupenda huyo, hataki kuona unaharibu maisha yako kwa mambo ya mpito...:teeth:
     
  3. Easymutant

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    Mtongoze
     
  4. Elia

    Elia JF-Expert Member

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    EG. Unataka mama wawatu atumie lugha ipi umuelewe???
     
  5. Eng. Smasher

    Eng. Smasher JF-Expert Member

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    Mambo gani hayo ya MPITO??!!

     
  6. Eng. Smasher

    Eng. Smasher JF-Expert Member

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    :kiss: or :A S 11:

     
  7. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    hama hiyo nyumba shem....haikufai
     
  8. Eng. Smasher

    Eng. Smasher JF-Expert Member

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    Inabidi nihame shem maana kila siku ni vituko hapa home!!
    Itafikia kipindi atamkataza hata M........ kuja kwangu!!!

     
  9. Kimbweka

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    Akikaa mlangono toka nje uchi kabisaaa
    Uone kama atakaa tena :bounce:
     
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    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    na huo ndio wasiwasi wangu shem.....tafadhali hama
     
  11. Chauro

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    ngoja akupandishie mashetani siku moja ndo utaelewa fuata ushauri wa PRETA
     
  12. Shishi

    Shishi JF-Expert Member

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    Duh..kimbweka hii ndio mwisho wa mawazo.....imenibidi nicheke tu....nika imagine Eng huyo anatoka anajinyoosha langoni UCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....mama wa watu si atazimia!!! ahahhahaha...karibu 2011
     
  13. Maria Roza

    Maria Roza JF-Expert Member

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    Ahh siku akikaa mlangoni nyie toeni miguno ya mahaba tuone, agrrrr vizee vingine nuski sana:redfaces::redfaces::redfaces:
     
  14. Eng. Smasher

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    Mmh!! Asije Mama wa watu ndo kwanza aanze kuni HUG na KISS kibao!!!:hug:& :kiss:

     
  15. Eng. Smasher

    Eng. Smasher JF-Expert Member

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    Poa shem lakini atakubali kweli nihame maana cjamshirikisha??!!

     
  16. St. Paka Mweusi

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    Mh, ushauri huu usiupokee mhandisi,mwenzio nilifanya hivyo kesho yake nikarudishiwa kodi yangu iliyobaki na notisi ya kuhama nyumba hiyo.
     
  17. Saharavoice

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    unangoja nini kum-smash
     
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