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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ELFU-ONEIR, Jul 29, 2012.


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    woman writes to the IT Technical support

    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from
    Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition,
    Husband 1.0uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 andPersonal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such as
    NEWS5.0,MONEY 3.0 andFOOTBALL 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0
    no longer runs, andHousecleaning 2.6simply crashes the system.

    Please note that I have tried running
    Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
    What can I do?


    desperate wife


    DEAR Madam,

    First, keep in mind,
    Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command:
    ithoughtyoulovedme.EXEand try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install theGuilt 3.0 update.
    If that application works as designed,
    Husband1..0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2..0 andFlowers 3.5..

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
    Husband 1.0 to default toSilence 2.5 or out of the house 6.1.
    Please note that
    out of the house 6.1.
    is a very bad program

    Whatever you do,
    DO NOTunder any circumstances installMother-In-Law.EXE (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
    Boyfriend 5.0 program.. These are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0.

    In summary,
    Husband 1.0is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
    You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
    We recommend:
    Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

    Good Luck Madam!