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Huyu dingi noma

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by IrDA, Jul 7, 2012.

  1. IrDA

    IrDA JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]Mrembo kapokea simu namba ngeni, sikia maongezi.

    Simu: Hello mtoto mzuri, una boifrendi?
    Mrembo: Ndiyo, ninaye! Kwani we nani?
    Simu (sauti ikabadilika): Mimi babako, kumbe una boifrendi, ukirudi utanitambua. Namaliza hila zangu kukusomesha, umekalia mapenzi tena hata miaka 18 hujafikisha!

    Simu ikakata. Ding! Akiwa na mawazo, simu ikaita tena, namba mpya nyingine.

    Simu: Hello, una boifrendi?
    Mrembo: Hapana, sina!
    Simu: Vipi mpenzi, ina maana umeamua kunisaliti? Au kwa sababu leo nina mafua na sauti yangu imeharibika? Simu yangu iko chaji, hii ya mshikaji dear wangu.

    Mrembo: Jamani, pole bebi. Nilijua baba. Nakupenda mpenzi wangu.
    Simu (sauti ikabadilika): Mimi babako, nilitaka kuhakikisha tu kama ni kweli una boifrendi, leo utanikoma!
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  2. Kibwebwe

    Kibwebwe JF-Expert Member

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    Ebwana kali ila ilishapita hapa mkuu sio mbaya kwa wasiyo isoma
     
  3. g.n.n

    g.n.n JF-Expert Member

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    mi sikuisomaga.
    Imekaa njema xana
     
  4. m

    mindolo Member

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    Freeesh
     
  5. Salathiel m.

    Salathiel m. JF-Expert Member

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    Mi dingi dizain hii watoto wao wanapewaga mimba fastaaaaaaa! Duh
     
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