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Huwezi Amini

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by imma.one, Oct 11, 2011.

  1. imma.one

    imma.one JF-Expert Member

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    Juma alitumwa na baba yake kwenda kuweka pesa bank Tsh.1,500,000/=
    Alikiwa njiani alavamiwa na kuporwa pesa zote.
    Akaenda polisi.
    Juma:polisi nimeporwa pesa.
    Polis:wapi na ilikuwaje?
    Juma:Huwezi amini
    polisi: Stop na ondoka haraka kimbia kwenda kwenu.
    Alipofika home
    juma:baba huwezi amini kilichotokea.
    Baba:Nini mwanangu
    juma:huwezi amini baba nimepata matatizo.
    Baba:Ondoka nenda kamwambie mdogo wako (miaka 2).ataweza amini.
    Juma alichanganyikiwa
     
  2. daughter

    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    iiiish sasa hii ni nini?
     
  3. imma.one

    imma.one JF-Expert Member

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    Alishindwa kusikilizwa coz alisema hawawezi kumuamini.
    So kivipi wamsikilize
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    ?????????????
     
  5. imma.one

    imma.one JF-Expert Member

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    Ulimakafu unashangaa nini ndo lugha zetu na namna tunazichafua.
     
  6. imma.one

    imma.one JF-Expert Member

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    What then?
     
  7. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    huwezi amini
     
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    MAMENGAZI JF-Expert Member

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    Ndio huwezi amini hadithi imeishia hapo lol!!!!
     
  9. JICHO LA 3

    JICHO LA 3 JF-Expert Member

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    mh?sijaelewa
     
  10. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    ahahahaha
     
  11. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Yaan huwez amini
     
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    serio JF-Expert Member

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    hakunagaa
     
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    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    huu sio ujing.a ni upumbavu..
     
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    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    .....................mweh!
     
  15. imma.one

    imma.one JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani huwezi amini kma maelezo yote haya nimetoa ila huwezi amini wengine hawajaelewa.
     
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    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Huwezi amini nimeisoma hii thread
     
  17. imma.one

    imma.one JF-Expert Member

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    Pia huwezi amini wewe unamatatizo makubwa tu lakini hujijui.
    Pia huwezi amini kuwa watu wa karibu yako hawaamini
     
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    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    huwezi amini na mm nimejichanganya kusoma hii thread.
     
  19. imma.one

    imma.one JF-Expert Member

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    Huwezi amini nilijua kama wapo watakaosoma thread ya kishenzi kama hii kisha wasichangie chochote waondoke.
     
  20. MwafrikaHalisi

    MwafrikaHalisi JF-Expert Member

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    Is this supposed to be funny? Ironically, I had myself laughing because it isn't..eish!
     
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