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Huu siyo utani... Mafuta wiki ijayo 3000 kwa lita????

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by komedi, Mar 10, 2011.

  1. komedi

    komedi JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani jana nimeona huko nyumbani bongoland vigogo wa serikalini wananunua petroli wanajaza fulu tenki, halafu wanajaza kwenye magaloni wanakwenda nayo nyumbani. Leo kamera zangu nilizozitegesha huko zinaonyesha mafuta yameisha kwenye vituo mbalimbali vya mafuta.

    Wanajamvi serikali inataka kubinafsisha Ewura? Au wenzetu wana taarifa gani? Ama barabara ya meli za kuleta mafuta imefungwa kwa matengenezo????

    Jiandaeni kutumia mkojo kwenye magari yenu.

    From: www.JFudaku.net.co.com.org.tz.go.gov.loliondo
     
  2. KIMICHIO

    KIMICHIO JF-Expert Member

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    Sina uhakika kama una akili timamu.hata ivo napita tu sidhani kama ntarudi.
     
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    Watoto wa chekechea wanaruhusiwa humu jamvini ama?
     
  4. Somoche

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    ana njaa huyu
     
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    john312 New Member

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    wewe ni mwehu kabisa,una umri gani labda tujue kwanza pengine tatizo umri
     
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    NNYAMBALA Member

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    Hao wanaojaza mafuta na kwenda nayo nyumbani wanataka kuleta balaa la moto baada ya hayo mafuta kulipuka, maana cku hizi Watu wanatumia sana mishumaa, c unajua habari ya mgao wa umeme.
     
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    sawa 2uu kwan nauli nayo c buku au hujui kama unagal usitoe lifit
     
  8. Mshume Kiyate

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    Kazabuti Member

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    Haitatokea kijana unahitaji matibabu ya babu kijana,
    toka lini mkojo ukawa nishati kimiminika may be nishati gasi inawezekana
     
  10. komedi

    komedi JF-Expert Member

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    IQ ya ugoro itaruhusiwa kweli? yaani tukiona pamba tunasema mmea umezeeka kwa kuwa una nywele nyeupe?
     
  11. komedi

    komedi JF-Expert Member

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    4 posts old mpaka leo? Au ndo ndumila kunne?
     
  12. komedi

    komedi JF-Expert Member

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    Nakupa senksi tena kwa kutoa huu, hata huu unafaa kuwa nishati mbadala kwenye gari, umekunywa nini maana kama harufu ya Loliondo hivi!!!!!
     
  13. komedi

    komedi JF-Expert Member

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    Mh!!! bora we umesema, una hamu ya kupakua nini?
     
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    Babu Lao JF-Expert Member

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    Thread yako inafanana na jina lako!!! Mtoto wa chekechea utamjua tu:A S 13:!!
     
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    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Asante kwa taarifa njema, sikujua kabla kuwa mkojo ni nishati mbadala!!!
     
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    Mkuu + mtoto wa chekechea = ''shikamoo mwanangu''
     
  17. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahhaaa, mkojo huuu huu au mwingine? basi EWURA hawana kazi tena
     
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