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Husbands for sale!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by kwamwewe, Sep 29, 2010.

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    kwamwewe JF-Expert Member

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    A store that sells husbands has just opened in ( MUSHIN LAGOS NIGERIA ), where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

    You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!



    There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


    Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
    The second floor sign reads:


    Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.


    The third floor sign reads:


    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.


    'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:


    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

    'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:


    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.


    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:


    Floor 6 - You are visitor number 55,444,122 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.

    This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!


    Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!







     
  2. 2my

    2my JF-Expert Member

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    angeishia tu floor ya 3 asepe zake!!!!hiv ni kweli women are impossile to please??????
     
  3. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    mh kweli?
    angeishia namba 5
     
  4. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Alijua anavyozidi kupanda atapata wazuri zaidi :becky::becky::becky::becky::becky:
     
  5. The Finest

    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    Mwanamke alikuwa na tamaa huyo alifikiri akifika floor ya sita atakuta hadi mwanaume ambaye atamfulia kufuli zake
     
  6. Brooklyn

    Brooklyn JF-Expert Member

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    So funny!!
     
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