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Husbands for sale

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by NGULI, Aug 3, 2009.

  1. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

    There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but
    you cannot go back down except to exit the
    building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .


    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

    The second floor sign reads:


    Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

    The third floor sign reads:


    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.


    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.


    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:


    Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.


    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!






     
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    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Kali ya Mwaka...
     
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    Kyachakiche JF-Expert Member

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    Duh, wote hao 4.3m hawakuwa wameona mtu bado!
     
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    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    Kyacha mambo vipi? longtime mzee sijakuona kwenye threads au mimi ndio nimepotea??
     
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    Caroline Danzi JF-Expert Member

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    Uliona wapi wanaume wanauzwa, ni ukosefu wa kazi kwa wale wanaoenda.
     
  6. MwanajamiiOne

    MwanajamiiOne Platinum Member

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    Duh kweli kabisa hata ningekuwa mimi nafikiri ningefika hiyo ya sita lol so tempting
     
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    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    Think beyond the BOX ....
     
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    Kyachakiche JF-Expert Member

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    Mambo poa mkuu, mbona nipo sana mzee! Huenda wakati niko kwa Sadala wewe unakuwa Kiboloroni speeeeed!!!
     
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    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    dada yangu wee!!!
     
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    Kyachakiche JF-Expert Member

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    Ukitafuta nini zaidi? Lazima utakuwa mchagua nazi!
     
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    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha, sio kwa Mtei Majengo au Rau Madukani??
     
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    Kyachakiche JF-Expert Member

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    Sawa mkuu, ila kwa speed kama hizo utakuwa Kitandu Longuo kama si Uchira!
     
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