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Husbands for sale!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Jun 24, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Women may enter the store ONCE to make a purchase.There are 6 floors,and the attributes of the men for sale on each floor are detailed outside.Although you can choose a man from any floor,once you have entered a particular floor you must make a purchase.You cannot go back down,except when you exit the building.So a woman goes to find a lifelong partner.On the first floor the sign outside reads>>>Floor1-'These men have jobs and love the lord'.She moves on up.>>>On the next floor the sign reads:Floor 2-'These men have jobs,love the lord and love kids'.She keeps going on.>>>The sign outside the third floor reads:Floor 3-'These men have jobs,love the Lord,love kids and are extremely good-looking'.Still she moves on.>>>Next she sees the sign:Floor 4-'These men have jobs,love the lord,love kids,are extremely good-looking and help with the houseworks'.Excited now,again she proceeds to the next floor.>>>The sign outside the fifth floor reads:Floor 5-'These men have jobs,love the lord,love kids,are extremely good-looking,help with the houseworks,and have a strong romantic streak'.Although tempted to make her purchase from this floor,she can't wait to see what's available on the sixth floor.>>>>Reaching for the door handle to enter the the floor area,she notices the sign outside.Floor 6-'You are visitor number 4,634,289 to this floor.There are no men on this floor.This floor exists simply to prove that women are impossible to please'.
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    niliisoma kama zamani kidogo, asante kunikumbusha tena.