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Husband & Wife Saga

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mkare, Jun 21, 2011.

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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    WIFE:
    I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
    I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on
    my heart & I got Heart Attack.

    HUSBAND:
    God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
    He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
    He saw me in the dark, he created light.
    He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

    WIFE:
    Twinkle twinkle little star
    You should know what you are
    And once you know what you are
    Mental hospital is not so far

    HUSBAND:
    The rain makes all things beautiful.
    The grass and flowers too.
    If rain makes all things beautiful
    Why doesn't it rain on you?

    WIFE:
    Roses are red; Violets are blue
    Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
    Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
    Not in cage but outside, laughing at you

    AND THE SAGA CONTINUES...

    Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
    No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
    He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

    "Husband is one who is the head of the family,
    but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."

    A man in Hell asked Devil:
    Can I make a call to my Wife?
    After making call he asked how much to pay.
    Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

    Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
    It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
    Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever

    Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
    So I'd be in your hands all day.
    Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
    So I could have a new one every day.

    Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
    Wife: When must I give them to him?
    Doctor: They are for you

    Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
    Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

    Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
    Husband: A lovely Push...!

    and the life goes on ...
     
  2. WISDOM SEEDS

    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    Great!
     
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    torres0909 Member

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    Imekaa poa!
     
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    TUKUTUKU JF-Expert Member

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    In real life context,this is very true!!
     
  5. M

    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    Nani kashinda/dwa?
     
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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    Haya na hiyo avatar yako...lol
     
  7. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahaah!! Imetulia.
     
  8. Mshiiri

    Mshiiri JF-Expert Member

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    fascinating
     
  9. serio

    serio JF-Expert Member

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    dats great man.,
     
  10. super s

    super s Member

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    nimependa hiyo
     
  11. Mtumishi Mkuu

    Mtumishi Mkuu JF-Expert Member

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    Avator yako mie hoi.....
     
  12. mawazotu

    mawazotu Senior Member

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    A man in Hell asked Devil:
    Can I make a call to my Wife?
    After making call he asked how much to pay.
    Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

    lolz hii kali , the same network :D
     
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    mzeelapa JF-Expert Member

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    ye ye ye !!! imesimama hii!!!
     
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    kalutaX Member

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    nomaaaa
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mi lyk it!
     
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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    Thanx. Metafuta kitufe nikugongee sijui kikwap
     
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