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Husband and Wife

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Titus, Jul 18, 2008.

  1. Titus

    Titus Member

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    "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again
    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
    WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
    HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
    WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
    WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
    HUSBAND: "I guess so."
    WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
    WIFE: - - - silence - - -
    HUSBAND: "Sh*it."
     
  2. Chakuchambuka

    Chakuchambuka JF-Expert Member

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    M2 kafumwaa tehe
     
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    dotcomlady Senior Member

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    Hilo dume limefanana na jitu moja ivi exactly kila ktu hahhaha

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    Khakhi JF-Expert Member

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    amebughi meen!
     
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