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husband an wife

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by AMINATA 9, Oct 22, 2011.

  1. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    WIFE:
    I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
    I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
    Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

    HUSBAND:
    God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
    He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
    He saw me in dark, he created light.
    He saw me without problems, he created YOU.


    [h=6]WIFE:
    Twinkle twinkle little star
    You should know what you are
    And once you know what you are
    Mental hospital is not so far.

    HUSBAND:
    The rain makes all things beautiful.
    The grass and flowers too.
    If rain makes all things beautiful
    Why doesn't it rain on you?

    WIFE:
    Roses are red; Violets are blue
    Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
    Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
    Not in cage but laughing at you
    [/h]
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    I like it, Keep it up my dear.
     
  3. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    thanx meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    One love
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Dah ndoa ndoano jamani.....
     
  6. AshaDii

    AshaDii Platinum Member

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    Me love them.... Perfect couple....
     
  7. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa umeona eeh
     
  8. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    kwann umewapenda mm hata ctaki ya ivi sasa jamani loh!
     
  9. AshaDii

    AshaDii Platinum Member

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    They are perfect Aminata.... Hebu fikiria Mume anasema hili mwanamke anasema lingine.... Hao waweza ishi milele wakibadilisha tu partner hapo wanalo..lol
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Wote walikutana wasanii
     
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