husband an wife

AMINATA 9

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WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.


[h=6]WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you
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kwann umewapenda mm hata ctaki ya ivi sasa jamani loh!


They are perfect Aminata.... Hebu fikiria Mume anasema hili mwanamke anasema lingine.... Hao waweza ishi milele wakibadilisha tu partner hapo wanalo..lol
 

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