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Husb n wyf want sex

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Quinty, May 3, 2011.

  1. Quinty

    Quinty JF-Expert Member

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    Husband and Wife agreed dat,anytime they want sex they'll call it 'phone call' so that their kids wont understand.1 day a husband was horny, he told his son 2 tel her mom that he wants to make a 'phone call'. Mom replied; tell ur dady that network is bad 2day. Daddy responded,tel ur mom dat if there is no network at home i'll go for a public fone.Wyf replied,tel ur dad that if he dares 2 go for a public fone then i'll open a call center.
     
  2. Comrade Mpayukaji

    Comrade Mpayukaji Senior Member

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    hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!:caked:
     
  3. Ehud

    Ehud JF-Expert Member

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    Duh husband lazima ashike break!
     
  4. Quinty

    Quinty JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo lazima atulie maana call center soo
     
  5. Ipi dot com

    Ipi dot com JF-Expert Member

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    Imetulia hiyo
     
  6. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Call center sio mchezo asante mkuu
     
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    Munghiki Senior Member

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    duh hiyo kali kuliko
     
  8. Sware

    Sware Member

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    ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nimeipenda hii!!tit for tat,LOL
     
  9. Fixed Point

    Fixed Point JF Bronze Member

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    ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa, mkuki kwa nguruwe......................
     
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    Gad ONEYA JF-Expert Member

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    That couple is :evil:
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    sasa mbona walimchanganya mtoto? nafikiri huyo mtoto atakuwa taahira tayari maana hiyo mipasho du
     
  12. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Kuna wale couple walio amua kuita kitendo icho kufua nguo kwa mashine, sasa mtoto katumwa na baba kumuulizia mama kama mashine ya kufulia nzima mama akajibu kuwa mashine mbovu...!

    Baada ya siku tatu mtoto katumwa tena ila safari hii na mama, kumweleza babake kuwa mama anasema kuwa sasa mashine nzima anaweza kwenda kufua, baba mtu akajibu kumwambia mtoto kuwa amwambie mama yake kuwa amekumbuka ujana wake keshafua kwa mkono...!
     
  13. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaaa zote kali!!!! nimemsimulia wife hapa sijui hata apply over the night!!
     
  14. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Aaaaaaaah, nawe bana mambo ya barazani unapeleka uwani...!?

    Ukinyimwa usije omba ushauri uku oooh!
     
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    itnojec JF-Expert Member

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    call box, :A S-baby::bange:
     
  16. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    dah! Kafua kwa mkono. Na hiyo call center ndio ipi?
     
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    Avatar JF Gold Member

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    Teh!...Teh!..Teh!..Teh!..
     
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