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Huruma

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ipyax, May 31, 2011.

  1. ipyax

    ipyax JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna jamaa mmoja mlemavu asiye na mikono alitumbukia shimoni usiku, akaanza kupiga mayowe ya kuomba msaada.Bahati nzuri akatokea msamaria mwema aliyesikia mayowe akaenda kusaidia, lakini akakuta jamaa hana mikono huku nyenzo pekee aliyokua nayo ikiwa ni kamba.Akamshauri jamaa atumie meno yake kuiuma ile kamba kwa nguvu zote wakati yeye akimvuta toka shimoni.Wakalianza zoezi kwa mafanikio makubwa tuu mpaka kichwa cha jamaa kilipofika kwenye mdomo wa shimo yule msamaria mwema akaingiwa na huruma kumuona jamaa alivyokua amiuma ile kamba huku jasho na machozi vikimtoka,MSAMARIA AKAMWAMBIA JAMAA POLE HALAFU NAYE AKAJIBU AHSANTE,,,,,,,...
     
  2. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Aisii hii kali. Nazidi kuona huruma
     
  3. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1: kwa hiyo jamaaa akatumbukia tena kwa kuiacha kuima kamba :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
  4. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Inachekesha but nashindwa kucheka,naona huruma!
     
  5. M'bongo

    M'bongo Senior Member

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    Wewee, kuwa na huruma kidogo
     
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    Sharo hiphop JF-Expert Member

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    Mara tuuuuuuuhhh!
     
  7. Eshacky

    Eshacky JF-Expert Member

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    Nmebak kucheka masikn.
     
  8. Mulhat Mpunga

    Mulhat Mpunga JF-Expert Member

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    Alirudi shmon kwa kasi ya hatariii! Hurumaaa
     
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    mwl JF-Expert Member

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    Tuonee na sisi huruma mbavu zinasagika.:dance:
     
  10. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    hata mimi nmemuonea huruma hadi nalia
     
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    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Mama yangu, hajapona huyo.
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Eti pole na yule akaitikia asante
    dah umenifurahisha kwelikweli
     
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