Huna maana hata iweje. . .

[Kaunga]

Too hypothetical or rather a 'lab experiment'

Miwivu tu; pisha huko wewe unafikiri kila mwanaume ni sawa na The Boss! Wapo rare species like my Eiyer!

 

[Kaunga]

ili uheshimike kwenye ndoa heshimu familia yako heshimu mke/mme wako mtaishi kwa amani sana lakini hii chovya chovya madhara yake ni makubwa sana kama vile magonjwa, kuonekana uko mtupu, etc.

Ni kweli bwana, inabidi tutafute kauli mbiu Fulani hivi ili wanaume waone udecent ndio Dili!

 

[Kaunga]

:mwaaah::mwaaah::mwaaah: nimetokea kukupenda gafla Eiyer

Too late galfriend, he is already taken; but Jaribu ila he is a one woman guy. Najiamini hadi Raha! Eiyer love; can't have enough of you!

 

[mtotowamjini]

mzee vipi inakuaje..mbona asubuhi asubuhi maneno makali hivi

 

[Mapi]

gfsonwin kuhusu kurudisha ule utaratibu wa kuchek shuka zikifuliwa asubuh tuwe makini yasije tukuta yaleee ninayoyasikia somalia

 

[Vaislay]

Too late galfriend, he is already taken; but Jaribu ila he is a one woman guy. Najiamini hadi Raha! Eiyer love; can't have enough of you!

Hivi unajua Kaunga kitendo cha kuwa na mwanaume mmoja pekeako ni ufisad?ufisad si mzuri sharti tumtumie wote et!

 

[blea]

To honest yahitaji uwe na moyo wa jiwe ili uweze kuyaishi haya dunia yenyewe hii iliyo jaa kila aina ya vishawishi labda ashuke malaika lkn kwa binadam wa leo ni vigumu sana. Mapungufu ni mengi mno kuanzia miili yetu wenyewe hadi aina ya maisha anayoishi binadam wa leo.Sikatai wapo wanaojaribu lkn wanashindwa na mazingira wanayoishi. Kama wote tutaamua kuwa wakweli kuhusu ndoa zetu au mahusiano yetu ni vigumu kupata couple iliyo salama kama mfano wa mtoa mada. BUT kama twataka kujiridhisha kwa sifa na maneno tu HATA MIMI NIMO;;;;

 

[cacico]

eiyer point! nimekugongea mi-like kama 10 ya bureeeeeeeeeee! yaani wakifanya wao eti ni ufahari! hata matron wa haruc anataka amege, tufiakwa mimate ya kutosha kifuani mwangu, bora liende tu, nikae tu!

 

[Kaunga]

Hivi unajua Kaunga kitendo cha kuwa na mwanaume mmoja pekeako ni ufisad?ufisad si mzuri sharti tumtumie wote et!

Ha ha ha!
Aisee kuna vitu vya kushea lkn sio Eiyer aisee; basi nakuachia nafasi yangu ya kuwa SH wa The Boss ili uamini siyo fisadi kihivyooo!

 

[Eiyer]

My only love Kaunga am here!Usijali,i was born to make u happy,remember,only u.I can't wait kukupokea eapot my love!

 

[Eiyer]

Thanks gfsonwin that is so sweet of you kunipigia debe to my Eiyer. Nahitaji kufundwa sana na wewe, kwenye hii kitu ya marriage; lakini kilichokuwa kinanishinda siku zote ni kuvumilia infidelity and l thank God that kwa my Eiyer that is not an issue kabisa. Eiyer; how I love that sound of the sweet name!

Ninajiona mfalme zaidi ya Daudi!Thank God kwa kunipa mke smart kama huyu!

 

[Kifulambute]

Ukiona watu wanakimbizana barabarani usiunge msafara utaishia pabaya.......na wanawake wanaovua c.h.u.p.i hovyohovyo tuiteje?

 

[Eiyer]

MASELE,katika mambo ambayo nina uhakika nayo ni hili.NINAWEZA KUMTUNZIA MKE WANGU HESHIMA YAKE!

 

[Eiyer]

Kongosho,najua wanawake wachache sana waliopata "bahati" ya kupata wanaume kama mimi,but trust me tupo japokua najua ni wachache,ile dizain ya kina The Boss na Asprin ndo wengi zaidi!

 

[Kaunga]

MASELE,katika mambo ambayo nina uhakika nayo ni hili.NINAWEZA KUMTUNZIA MKE WANGU HESHIMA YAKE!

Halafu watu wanamiudhi, wanalazimisha weakness zao kila mtu awe nazo!

I just crazy about you sweetie!

 

[Eiyer]

Sasa wanaume wa dizaini hii unakuta mwanamke ndo kicheche balaa

Hakuna kitu kama hicho kijana!

 

[Eiyer]

Halafu watu wanamiudhi, wanamazimisha weakness zao kila mtu awe nazo!

I just crazy about you sweetie!

Achana nao hao.Mimi najiamini sana sweetie!Nasema haya nikimaanisha ninachosema!

 

[Eiyer]

eiyer point! nimekugongea mi-like kama 10 ya bureeeeeeeeeee! yaani wakifanya wao eti ni ufahari! hata matron wa haruc anataka amege, tufiakwa mimate ya kutosha kifuani mwangu, bora liende tu, nikae tu!

Duh,aisee!,asante kwa ma like!

 

[Kongosho]

Miwivu tu; pisha huko wewe unafikiri kila mwanaume ni sawa na The Boss! Wapo rare species like my Eiyer!

Mti wenye maembe ndo unaopondwa mawe mengi, usije kuwa umechagua koroma.
Anyway, kama ni kweli yuko hivyo good for you.
Bora shetani nimjuaye kuliko malaika nisiyemjua lol

Ha ha ha!
Aisee kuna vitu vya kushea lkn sio Eiyer aisee; basi nakuachia nafasi yangu ya kuwa SH wa The Boss ili uamini siyo fisadi kihivyooo!

Unadhani anabeba kila kitu?

Kongosho,najua wanawake wachache sana waliopata "bahati" ya kupata wanaume kama mimi,but trust me tupo japokua najua ni wachache,ile dizain ya kina The Boss na Asprin ndo wengi zaidi!

Mmmh, kumbuka watoto wengi wa kiume wamekuwa wakibakwa na wachungaji huko huko makanisani.
Na si kila asemaye 'Bwana Bwana atauona ufalme' Angalau wanaishi wanachokiamini kuliko ku-pretend lol

Mwanamme leo aone mke mmoja kisa kasoma gazeti la BBC London wakati babu yake alikuwa na wake 18, baba yake ana wake 4, kajifunzia wapi huo utamaduni? Kwenda kusoma UK miaka 4 ifute chote alichojifunza tangu kazaliwa? Ocol? Uprooting the pumkin around the homestead kwa siku moja? Bora niuishi ukweli na kufurahia kuliko kuhangaika kutafuta 'alliens'

 

[gfsonwin]

Thanks gfsonwin that is so sweet of you kunipigia debe to my Eiyer. Nahitaji kufundwa sana na wewe, kwenye hii kitu ya marriage; lakini kilichokuwa kinanishinda siku zote ni kuvumilia infidelity and l thank God that kwa my Eiyer that is not an issue kabisa. Eiyer; how I love that sound of the sweet name!

you are the most luckiest gel Kaunga i wish so do i. and Eiyer please practice what you preach. that it so sweet ma dears.