Humour!!!

[BelindaJacob]

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practising to be men.

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals'

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.

 

[Edo]

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practising to be men.

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals'

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.

Sina hakika jambo kama kuna chembe chembe za ukweli

 

[LeopoldByongje]

Sina hakika jambo kama kuna chembe chembe za ukweli

Mhhhhh Hata mimi nina mashaka.

 

[Dick]

BJ fafanua kidogo tuelewe.

 

[pmwasyoke]

BJ fafanua kidogo tuelewe.

Mimi si BJ - lakini joke yake kimsingi inamponda mwanaume kwa kila jambo.

 

[Gaijin]

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.

hii sala BJ inabidi uniruhusu nami kuitumia

 

[Baija Bolobi]

Little do they know that "God" to whom the prayer is directed, is always conceived to be a man, or, has man attributes. So, the prayers pleads to beat "God".