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Humour

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Jan 26, 2012.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    From a Yahoofriends

    1. When Snake is alive, Snake eats Ants.
    When Snake is dead, Ants eat Snake.
    Time can turn at any time.
    Don't neglect anyone in your life........


    2. Never make the same mistake twice,
    There are so many new ones,
    Try a different one each day.

    3. A good way to change someone's attitude is to change your own. Because, the same sun that melts butter, also hardens clay! Life is as we think, so think beautifully.

    4. Life is just like a sea, we are moving without an end.
    Nothing stays with us,what remains is just the memories of some people who touched us as Waves.


    5. Whenever you want to know how rich you are?
    Never count your currency, Just try to Drop a Tear and count how many hands reach out to WIPE
    That- that is true richness.


    6. Heart tells the eyes: see less, because you see and I suffer lot. Eyes replied, feel less because you feel and I cry a lot.

    7. Never change your originality for the sake of others,
    Because no one can play your role better than you.
    So be yourself, because whatever you are, YOU are the best.


    8. Baby mosquito came back after 1st time flying.
    His dad asked him "How do you feel?"
    He replied "It was wonderful, Everyone was clapping for me!"

    Now that's Positive Attitude.
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    namba 7 na 5 nmezipenda
     
  3. seniorgeek

    seniorgeek JF-Expert Member

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    I like number 8 but that can also get you killed!
     
  4. mkudeson

    mkudeson Senior Member

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    thanks for these important messages!
     
  5. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    big up for these messages
     
  6. Geraldo DaVinci

    Geraldo DaVinci JF-Expert Member

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    very beautiful words
     
  7. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    ....haya maandishi mengine yaniharibu macho!...any way thanks 4 da msge.
     
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    mang'ang'a JF-Expert Member

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    9 do not take life so seriously as you will never get out of it alive!!!
     
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