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Hukumu ya haki.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, May 19, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Kabla ya hukumu ya kesi kuanza,hakimu aliwatazama mawakili wawili wa kambi pinzani,akasema,"nimepewa rushwa na nyinyi wote"."mawakili wote wakapigwa na butwaa".Hakimu akaendelea,"Bwana Leon umenipa milioni 1.5 na wewe Campos umenipa milioni 1.Hakimu akaingiza mkono mfukoni,akatoa cheque ya milioni 5 na kumpa Leon....Sasa nina milioni 1 ya Leon na milioni 1 Campos,nadhani hukumu itakwenda kwa haki!
     
  2. De Javu

    De Javu JF-Expert Member

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    :A S confused::confused2::A S-confused1::A S-confused1::A S-confused1::A S-confused1::A S-confused1::A S-confused1:
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna wakili alifahamu hakimu wa kesi yao hapendi rushwa na kesi iliwaelemea wao,akamwambia mteja utashinda lakini utaongeza hela.Akachukua milioni 2 na kuziweka kwenye bahasha na kuandika nyuma jina la waliokuwa wanashitakiana na kusukumizia chini ya mlango chumba cha faragha cha hakimu,hakimu kuona vile akakasirika na mteja wa wakili akashinda kesi.
     
  4. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    bila shaka ulimaanisha cheque ya laki tano. Au hesabu gongana?
     
  5. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    sahihi kabisa,dah leo bado nina akili zangu za usiku.
     
  6. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    kha! Huyu hakimu ni noma
     
  7. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    huyu jaguar alitaka kunichanganya
     
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