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Hu$band and pregnant wife.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Good Guy, Feb 5, 2011.

  1. Good Guy

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    A pregnant wife told her husband to sleep on the floor to avoid contacts that may stimulate him and cause the unexpected. While the poor husband was curled down on the floor the wife looked at him and felt sorry for him. She woke him up and told him
    "Listen take this 50 thousand and go to the girl next door and have sx with her,but never ever do it again."
    The husband thinking she may change her mind took the money quickly and ran outside,but he returned a few minutes with the 50 in his hand. The wife asked "what happened,why do you still have the money?"
    "I couldn't do it Lucy said she wants 80"
    The wife said
    "That b*tch,when she was pregnant i helped her husband for 50 now she...."
    'WHAT DID YOU SAY!'
     
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    hahahaha... Kweli hakuna faithfulness yoyote...
     
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    Hahahaaaaaa, da hebu ngoja nimkumbatie kabisa hapa kitandani maana jirani mkewe ni mjamzito, yasije nitokea bureee
     
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    Kumbe hua akina mama wanasaidiana kwa kiasi hicho!! huu ushirikiano unazidi ule wa wavuta sigara!!!!
     
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    duh! Du! Mh! Haya
     
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    teh teh,ulikua ujui,ndo hivyo bana.
     
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    Fanya hivyo fasta,utasaidiwa kaz.lol
     
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    absolutely.hahaha
     
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    Ahahahaah, hii kali kwa kweli, mchezo huo wa hatari wanaocheza hao akina mama!
     
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    St Kayumba kama mimi.
    Nimeipenda hiyo 'harambee' ya kina mama.
     
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    Ahahahaaah!! Wewe mwalimu nini!
     
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    Duuu, hii si mchezo!!!!
     
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    hahaha Dah i can't believe i missed that,i type fast before i can think,dats Y!
     
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    Nasema tena, nyie watu mtasababisha watu tulioa tuanze kuvuta bange!
     
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    Acha kabisa.
     
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    LOL - have to do something about the rampant inflation :A S confused:
     
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    Dah, siamini kuwa kumekucha salama, sijui siku zilizobaki nitamlindaje!! kwanini utume ujumbe kama huu kwa wakati kama huu? sasa huyu shemejio usiku akiniaga anatoka nje ntamwaminije? aah bana
     
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    Safi, ndo ujamaaa wa kitanzania!
     
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    hapo ni kama kuchezea shilingi kwenye tundu la choo!
     
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    Re: Hu$band and pregnant wife.

    Nasema tena, nyie watu mtasababisha watu tulioa tuanze kuvuta bange!

    Du hata mm uharo umenishika, ni mimba ya kwangu kweli? au huyu jamaa ananisaidia kila siku?
     
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