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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lokissa, Feb 6, 2011.

  1. Lokissa

    Lokissa JF-Expert Member

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    Dear Sir/Madam,


    I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company
    and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager.
    Each time I apply for employment I am told there is no vacancy but on
    this one, I have caught you red handed coz I even attended the funeral
    and all burial proceedings and made sure that he was truly dead before
    applying. I can remember you saying on the funeral that he will be
    very difficult to replace, meaning there is no one at the moment. Well
    it's your lucky day sir; you already have found the best employer for the
    job so look no more.


    It is sad but strategic though, that he has left us, at least now I
    stand to benefit as he has left a vacancy for me. For that I shall
    forever be grateful for his timely death. He too always spoke of early
    retirement and I guess this serves him well too. A deal that benefits
    all should be the substance of a fine businessman. Ironic, yes but
    death is truly very fair. Just imagine the company no longer has to
    pay his retirement funds.


    The company will not have to worry about paying me a relocation
    allowance because he was my neighbour and it will be easy for me to
    simply jump over into that beautiful big company house. I
    also took it into my hands to quickly buy a drivers' licence as I am
    sure the Toyota 4x4 will also be handed over to me. And sir, don't
    even try to cheat me on this one because I even know the mileage
    reading on that beautiful machine. This just goes on to prove that I
    am a determined self starter who is attentive to detail.


    I am sure that after reading this, there won't be any need for a CV,
    just verification if I am up for the challenge. For that sir, I will
    be sending my pictures taken whilst attending the funeral and burial
    so that you can see how tough I was and can be when employed. As for
    my referees, well the same dead manager was my referee so we can
    safely skip that part.


    I only hope there will be no corruption as we are all still mourning.
    Thanks for advertising at the funeral because I could not have known.


    Yours ever smiling even in tough times.



    Engineer J. M. M.
     
  2. Pasco_jr_ngumi

    Pasco_jr_ngumi JF-Expert Member

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    Hapa hupati kazi!
     
  3. De Javu

    De Javu JF-Expert Member

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    You're hired! when will you be available to start ?
     
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    rey Member

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    :A S-alert1:thats good application
     
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    SUWI JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hii boss hachomoi!!
     
  6. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahaaah!!
     
  7. O

    Oooooop Member

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    duuu we ninoma nimecopy na kupaste koz kila nikijitaidi kupost appl leta wananitosa ila hii nahisi itakuwa kiboko:A S thumbs_down:
     
  8. Masika

    Masika JF-Expert Member

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    hii kali
     
  9. mchakachuaji192

    mchakachuaji192 JF-Expert Member

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    Dah hii application ni noma
     
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    mamakunda JF-Expert Member

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    Boss anaweza kufikiria wewe ndo ilimuua huyo mtumishi kutokana na maelezo yako kwenye hiyo barua yako, unaweza usipate kazi
     
  11. Lokissa

    Lokissa JF-Expert Member

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    sasa kma uantembea na bahasha tangu mwaka juzi ulipomaliza degree yako inabidi kuandika kama hii
     
  12. The Farmer

    The Farmer JF-Expert Member

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    :A S thumbs_down:
     
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