How To Make Love

[Jeni]

vitendo mbn vungi mamy?unadhani ni du mi I do u too??

Hapo chacha ndio chikujua..

 

[Masaki]

Mweee kale Ka-sms nimekaona usubuhi. Utaenda leo pale, nipigie (Zain) basi na ile simu ya Jumuia

Wapi huko, mbona hatushtuani wapwa???

 

[Jeni]

Wapi huko, mbona hatushtuani wapwa???

Hahahahaaaa unapotea sana bana wewe.. Tutakukaribisha

 

[Masaki]

Pearl hujatulia sasa akikutana na Mtahini wa kiume akitaka kwa vitendo

Hilo balaa!

 

[Masaki]

Hahahahaaaa unapotea sana bana wewe.. Tutakukaribisha

Nausubiri huo mwaliko!

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Nausubiri huo mwaliko!

karibu mwenge kijijini ,
pale kwenye kitimoto Mwenge shule ya msingi.

 

[Pearl]

yani wanakutana wenyewe tu hawa watu

Hahahahaaaa unapotea sana bana wewe.. Tutakukaribisha

 

[blackpepper]

ungeitafsiri ingekaa vizuri sana

 

[SMU]

You have made my day!. See some changes/additions in red!

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4a. Cover the firm banana with a 'rubber straitjacket'.
4b. Gently add covered firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed.
For best results, continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft.


If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, never ignore step 4a.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl or let the banana be licked after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

 

[Masika]

I like it!
Ubunifu huu si mchezo
Are you bussiness planner? Maybe u'r consultant

 

[Fixed Point]

Yop have made my day. See some changes/additions in red!

Angalau umeonyesha kujali

 

[Good Guy]

Welcome 2 my world.