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How To Make Love

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bujibuji, Feb 11, 2010.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Ingredients:

    4 Laughing eyes
    4 Well-shaped legs
    4 Loving arms
    2 Firm milk containers
    1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
    1 Firm banana
    2 Nuts


    Directions:

    1. Look into laughing eyes.
    2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
    3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
    4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed.
    For best results, continue to knead milk containers.
    5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
    6. The cake is done when banana is soft.


    If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

    Notes:

    1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
    2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
    3. If cake rises, leave town.
     
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    Elam Member

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    grty
     
  3. Devils Advocate

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    This is very funny!! It reminds me of my youthfull years. How am i dying to get back to those days when cooking cakes was such fun?? With age you end up cooking the same kind of cake and it becomes predictable. there is no element of suprise because you can estimate with precision when the banana will soften.
     
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    Goooosh!
     
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    hahahaa!! ukitoka kwenye ujana ni sawa na discontinuation (ku-disco) hakuna kufanya suplimentary exams no second chance!!
     
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    watu wana familiar kitchens kuepuka kujikuta kwenye unfamiliar kitchen
     
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    jamani haka kakitu nimekadondokea...
     
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    uNCLE BUJI WWW NI MTAALAM WA CHUMBANI ZAIDI?JUST CURIOUS
     
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    Duh if the banana does not go soft, change the mixing bowls. Etti??/?
     
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    thijui..
    Sijawahi kuambiwa kuwa nina kipaji.
     
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    Ebu jaribu uiattach kwenye cv yako ya kazi then nitumie nitajua kama una kipaji au la
     
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    niattach nini?
     
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    Sex is the only job in the world, that boys never include in their CV Despite having years of experiences and number of referencesÂ….:
     
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    experience yako?
     
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    ohoooo mautamuz sante sana museee
     
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    Pearl hujatulia sasa akikutana na Mtahini wa kiume akitaka kwa vitendo
     
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    vitendo mbn vungi mamy?unadhani ni du mi I do u too??
     
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    za kuadimika?
     
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    Mweee kale Ka-sms nimekaona usubuhi. Utaenda leo pale, nipigie (Zain) basi na ile simu ya Jumuia
     
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    Bora wewe umeuliza, nilidhani niko peke yangu ambaye sijaelewa!
     
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