How To Make Love

[samora10]

Smile na wanaJamvi wengine...labda niulize, kipi kitamu au kina raha zaidi kati ya 'ku-make love' na 'ku-have sex..aka..f*cking'? i think there are too much formalities in making love...and are boring if you have to do 'em over and over again everytime you make love! but having sex/f*cking....its edventurous and unpredictable, never boring!

Watu mko deep!!

 

[grafani11]

Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 soft, warm mixing bowl
... 1 Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, ?????????????????

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town

Aissssssss Smile you want to kill me softly.. Give me some more baby....