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How to Make a Woman Happy . . . . .

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Superman, Dec 21, 2008.

  1. Superman

    Superman JF-Expert Member

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    How to Make a Woman Happy

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a phsiotherapist
    15. a gynaecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24.. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes


    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. One Small Smile
     
  2. M

    Mama JF-Expert Member

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    The opposite is true for Tanzanian societies ?
     
  3. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    yes.............
     
  4. M

    Mutu JF-Expert Member

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    how ,clarify !
     
  5. BAK

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    Naam Mama...Wa kwetu wanataka nyama ya ulimi tu...;)
     
  6. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    No need to.....
     
  7. Ibrah

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    Nobody can afford that unles he leaves everything and consentarate on making her happy! Nimeshanyoosha mikono, nimeshindwa.
     
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    Neemah Member

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    Can you find a man with all these attributes?
     
  9. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    I'm right here....
    What's your status?
     
  10. KiuyaJibu

    KiuyaJibu JF-Expert Member

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    Nipo hapa mwenye hizo attributes.Siunajua tena tabia hujenga mazoea.
     
  11. Fidel80

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    How about small house???{nyumba ndogoz}
     
  12. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    What about nyumba ndogo?
     
  13. Sajenti

    Sajenti JF-Expert Member

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    ....Tuko pamoja Ibra!!!
     
  14. WomanOfSubstance

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    This is a big joke!
     
  15. Mbu

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    55. ...be a 'porn' star!
     
  16. Lowenstern

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    ebwana si lazima uache kazi but U can try and be all that according to the specific time mkiwa pamoja....
     
  17. Njowepo

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    Mbona ni vingi mno?
    Kuna haja ya kupriotise na kuangalia namna ya kuaccomplish one by one otherwise waweza shindwa vyote.
     
  18. Superman

    Superman JF-Expert Member

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    I think the issue is . . . You cant please a woman no matter what kind of love you give to her . . . . I know this can be debated . . . .

    Sijui kwa nini kuna usemi wa DONT TRUST A WOMAN . . . .
     
  19. Mbu

    Mbu JF-Expert Member

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    ...:D nature inatufundisha hivi...
     
  20. BrownEye

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    Only a lady's eye can determine if you qualify.
     
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