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How to it the right way

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Omukuru, Dec 26, 2010.

  1. Omukuru

    Omukuru JF-Expert Member

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    Hold it gently;
    Put two fingers in;
    If they don't fit, force them in;
    If the hole is big enough put three fingers.
    Now move slowly up and down,
    Ooh yes,
    slowly
    Up and down...
    Can you feel it?
    That's how you wash a glass.
     
  2. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Whaaat tha...a glass,GOD have mercy on my dirty mind,also have mercy to the minds of all will read the thread b'cause we r the same!lol
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa kwa kwa!
     
  4. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Tehe tehe tehe tehe!!
     
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    Gad ONEYA JF-Expert Member

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    A man content to go to heaven alone will never go to heaven.
     
  6. Michelle

    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    Muone kwanza,learnt!
     
  7. Pearl

    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    duh nilikuwa mbali sanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,thank God am bac khaaaaa
     
  8. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    mweeee unaonekana unaosha vzur ennh?
    Na CHUPA INAOSHWAJE?
     
  9. Baba_Enock

    Baba_Enock JF-Expert Member

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    Happy New Year Pearl

    Forever young!I wanna be!
     
  10. Pearl

    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    Same to you dear mambo vipi?hata cm lol,plz nitumie no yako coz niliibiwa cm
     
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