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how to have sex with a nun!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ngulinho, Oct 27, 2011.

  1. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
    The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
    The hippie of course says that he’d love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
    The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she’s in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.
    The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.
    After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I’m the hippie! "
    The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I’m the bus driver!":embarassed2:
     
  2. mangimeza

    mangimeza Senior Member

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    That was really make me happy today
     
  3. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    What the fu*k?? Kumbe lidereva lilijipigia pande
     
  4. Joseph

    Joseph JF-Expert Member

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    Dereva bwabwa!
     
  5. ndetichia

    ndetichia JF-Expert Member

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    du hii balaa thursday is end like this..
     
  6. 2k Genius

    2k Genius Member

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    Kal sana ndg yangu?
     
  7. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    Kha....
     
  8. saragossa

    saragossa JF-Expert Member

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    Dah! Hippie angepapasa japo kwa mkono aiguse mashine ya nun bana! Unajua utomaso unalipa sometimes!
     
  9. the grate

    the grate JF-Expert Member

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    nimefurahi sana jamani
     
  10. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    duh!
    hahahahaa!!
    dah...jamaa aka koroga mbolea!!
     
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