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How to handle problems coming your way

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Novatus, Jan 3, 2011.

  1. Novatus

    Novatus JF-Expert Member

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    Mwita decided to go on a safari in Serengeti. He took his faithful pet Magata dog along for company.

    One day, the Magata starts chasing butterflies and before long the Magata discovers that he is lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.

    The Magata thinks, "I'm in deep trouble now! Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the Magata exclaims loudly, Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here."

    Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That Magata! Nearly had me."

    Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the Magata sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

    The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine.

    Now the Magata sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet... and just when they get close enough to hear, the Magata says,

    Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."

    Moral: It doesn't matter what cards you hold but how you play them!!
  2. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaha nice one.